Wednesday, 30 December 2009

nice guys

Nice guys finish last

and all alone

thats why i`m sitting here

lonely and on my own,

a cold hearted woman

took advantage of me

the fake love she showed

was all I wanted to see,

the time I spent alone

to let my mind clear

reassured my faith

love is still welcome here

-Jeff Weiner

Saturday, 19 December 2009

Love Actually

* Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
- Lao Tzu

* A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
-George Nathan

* Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

* First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
- George Bernard Shaw

* Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
- Charles Colton

* I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
- Mother Teresa

* I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.
-roy croft

* Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

* When love is not madness, it is not love.

* The one who loves the least controls the relationship.

* Never take a wife till thou has a house (and the fire) to put her in.
- Benjamin Franklin

* Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
- Ian Flaming

* Loving is not just looking at each other, its looking in the same direction.

* Between man and woman there's no friendship possible. There's passion, enmity, worship and love - but no friendship.
- oscar wilde

Sunday, 6 December 2009

What drives me ?

It was a new kind of thrill mixed with little creativity when i first shaved my beard about 12 years ago. After all these years and scratching my cheeks hundreds of times, i am still to figure out what drives me every morning to get up and get ready to move ! Its not about college or job as they don't occupy people for 24 hours a day. Then what's it that i have been pursuing 24*7 for all these years ?

Most of the times its some ambition which causes restlessness in a person. Thinking about myself, i don't remember having any ambition other than my childhood dream of becoming a secret agent.

Is it love or hate then ? I can't decide but i get emotional for any trivial issue and that ruins my whole day. So sad i never had any chance to get close to someone, so as of now i love myself. That is odd, isn't it ? I mean admitting that !

Anyway, hate is an emotion too, maybe much intense than love for me. I know that is bad but its really hard to let go especially when there's injustice or cheating.

Saturday, 5 December 2009

Interesting Quotes

* A dog thinks : hey this people feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm dry house, pet me and take good care of me. They must be Gods.
A cat thinks : hey this people feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm dry house, pet me and take good care of me. I must be God.

* What's in a name ? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
-William Shakespeare

* You never pull the trigger untill you know you will win.

* A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

* There is nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

* So long as we love, we serve; so long as we are loved by others, we are indespensable and no man is useless while he has a friend.

* Once you have tasted flight, you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.
-Leonardo d Vinci

* Wit is more necessary than beauty and i think no young woman ugly that has it and no beautiful woman agreeable without it.

* A doubtful friend is worse than an enemy. Let the man be one thing or the other, and then we know how to meet him.
-Easop

* People think you can't be clever if you have breasts.
-Kelly Brooks

* For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls have to be trampled.

* Its a well documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. Thats why millions of sperm cells are required to locate single female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

* People who think about art as investment are pathetic.

* Life is an art of drawing without an eraser.

* Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

* I'd always enjoyed acting but modelling was so time-consuming and lucrative i didn't pursue acting.
- Jerry Hall, model

* Hunger and fear are the only realities in a dog's life, an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.

* Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far little for the next 10 years.
- Neil Armstrong

* Any idiot can face a crisis, its day to day living that wears you out.
- Anton Chekhov

* Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
- Easop

* No man or woman who pursues an ideal in his or her own ways is without enemies.

* If i'd had some set idea of a finish line, don't you think i would have crossed it years ago ?
- Bill Gates

* The only limit to your impact is your imagination and your commitment.

* Scratch a pessimist and you find often a defender of privilage.

* Everything comes to those who wait...except a cat.

* As we look into the century ahead, leaders are those who empower others.
- Bill Gates

* Democracy means we can have anything we want, and at the same time we end up with exactly what we deserve.
- edward albee

* Everyone, when there's a war in the air, learns to live in a new element - falsehood.
- some dramatist

* It is an illusion that youth is happy. An illusion of those who have lost it.
- Audrey Hepburn

* Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

* The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.
- maya angelou

* people sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough man stand ready for violence on their behalf.
- george orwell

* A boo is a lot louder than cheering. If you hear 10 people cheering and 1 booing, all you hear is the booing.
- lance armstrong

* Where we love is our home, home that our feet may leave but not our hearts.

* The man who has no problems is out of the game.

* The older you get the stronger the wind gets and its always in your face.

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Rules and Regulations !!

Females Rules and Regulations

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.
10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.
30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.

MeN's RULES & REGULATIONS

the guys' side of the story

Please note these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one : Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or Motor sports.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.